Posted on 6/22/125 by Colin Vassallo
John Cena dropped his own pipe bomb on CM Punk last night to
close out Smackdown as he ripped on Punk for eight minutes.
The promo came after Ron Killings defeated Cena via
disqualification when the champ hit Truth with the WWE
championship, forcing the ref to call for the bell. Punk
came out for the save, but Cena took out Punk too with the
title and an Attitude Adjustment through a table.
He then sat on the turnbuckle and started his long promo as
Punk played dead on the broken table.
Cena said before he rides off into the sunset in six months,
he has a lot of things on his chest he needs to get off. He
told Punk he doesn’t hate him, he actually likes him, but he
can’t stand the fact that he calls himself the best in the
world because Cena is the GOAT and Punk is just the
“greatest bullshitter of all time.”
The champ said that he’s actually jealous of Punk because of
his ability to con everyone into believing in the myth he
spreads.
“But now they don’t believe a god damn word you say because
you change your values as much as I change my t-shirts,”
Cena said, referring to Punk now going to Saudi Arabia after
speaking against it for so long.
“You’re an opportunist who will step on the necks of people
who actually work hard if it gets you ahead,” Cena
continued, looking at another camera while he said “hi” to
Claudio Castagnoli, Nic Nemeth, and Matt Cardona. “How you
guys doing? Ohh yeah we’re still on baby, he’s heating up,
he’s on fire,” he continued as he tapped on the mic and
smiled.
Cena said that all Punk does is just regurgitate the same
“five microphone moves of doom,” calling him a “promo potato
salad.”
“You’re no longer the voice of the voiceless, you’re a
freaking millionaire. You’re a capitalist and you’re not
against TKO dude, you are Mr. TKO because they knocked your
balls technically off your body,” the champ said.
Cena continued, “In Saudi Arabia you’re gonna face some loud
loud music when I finally prove to the world that each and
every day, day in, day out, no days off for 25 years, I have
been the greatest of all time.”
Cena said Punk was the best in the world for seven minutes
14 years ago and if after Night of Champions he’s still
delusional enough to believe that he’s the best in the
world, “Well, I guess it’s a small world after all.”
With his promo coming to a close, Cena told USA Network they
can “keep” the extra 2 1/2 minutes they have left.
“Elvis has left the motherfudging building,” Cena said as
the crowd roared with their approval.