Posted on 6/14/126 by Bob Magee
One might even say it SUPERkicks off!
Because wrestlers use superkicks, you see. Like, a lot.
Anyway, tonight’s post Noche de los Grandes episode of AAA
has three matches that should be super fun (much like the
kicks) so lets serve up some hot lucha libre, fresh from
Ciudad de Mexico!
2-on-1 Handicap Match: Galeno vs. Golden Jacket & Galio
Galeno (AKAK Galeno del Mal) is big and the brother of El
Hijo de Dr. Wagner Jr. and the Wagner family which goes back
three generations to, you guessed it, his grandfather Dr.
Wagner. Galeno, who is really big, has never revealed his
real name so he is an ”enmascarado”, which means that his
personal life is kept secret from the general public. But
not is size, because he’s really big.
This handicap match against Galio & Golden Jacket is
Galeno’s second, having previously defeated Chris Carter &
Drago back on May 15th. Also, he’s seriously big.
As the match began, Corey Graves explained that Gailo was in
a black mask and Golden Jacket in a yellow one. JBL
responded “it doesn’t matter” as Galeno levelled them both
with a double clothesline. Galeno then threw Golden out over
the top rope, then threw Galio over the top rope onto him.
Galeno then absolutely destroyed Golden with a powerbomb on
the ring apron. He bounced Galio off the barricade then
threw them back into the ring. Galeno pounded Galio in the
corner, then threw Golden onto him with an exploder suplex.
He then squished them both in the corner with a cannonball.
Not done yet, Galeno went up top for a T-rex Splash on
Golden. He stacked Galio on top of him and pinned them both
to get the win without breaking a sweat.
Match Result: Galeno defeated Golden Jacket & Galio
-Backstage, Omos was shown talking to Dorian Roldan. He
asked for “three” then walked away. I’m presuming that he’s
asking for a 3-on-1 match to prove he’s better than Galeno,
leading to a clash of giants. But that’s just a guess.
Six-Man Tag Team Match: Los Vipers (Abismo Negro Jr.,
Histeria & Taurus) vs. La Parka, Octagón Jr. & El Fiscal
For those not in the know, in Lucha Libre, tag matches don’t
require a physical tag. A wrestler can just roll under the
bottom rope and their partner(s) can come in legally. I feel
that it’s going to be important to know that to follow this
match.
This match was taped before Octagon Jr suffered an injury at
Noche de los Grandes night two. So this might be the last we
see of the talented luchadore for a while.
Everyone wanted to start the match but eventually an Ocatgon
v Taurus combo was chosen. Octagon got the upper hand on
Taurusnthen tagged in Fiscal. Fiscal clubbed Taurus and went
for a pin, but only got two. La Parka and Octagon then
double teamed him with Taurus not being able to get any kind
of momentum.
Fiscal and Histeria came in and Fiscal sent him packing
right away, looking to get his hands on Negro. La Parka and
Taurus took over in the ring with Taurus throwing a shoulder
block. La Parka came back with an insiguri and then a
leaping dropkick. He got Taurus up on his shoulders, but
Negro came in to make the save.
Negro threw hands at La Parka, isloating him in the corner
for a triple team that included a pop up powerbomb with a
pair of kicks on the way down. La Parka fought out of the
corner, but Negro cut him off from making a tag.
La Parka escaped a suplex from Taurus and managed to hit a
facebreaker. He crawled to the corner and tagged in Fiscal
who cleared the ring heading straight for Negro so he could
kick him in the face. He sent Taurus and Histaria to the
outside and then it was Fiscal/Negro one on one.
They threw haymakers at each other until Negro chopped him
into Los Vipers corner. Fiscal fought back and Negro tried
to escape, but Fiscal hit him with a cannonball and they
fought up the ramp to the backstage area.
Histeria went up top in the ring, but La Parka sent Taurus
into the ropes to knock him down. Octagon went up and
grabbed him for a superslam to get the 1-2-3 and win the
match for his team.
Match Result: La Parka, Octagón Jr. & El Fiscal defeated Los
Vipers
After the match a kid dressed as Octagon and another dressed
as La Parka danced with their counterparts in the ring and
it was adorable. Fiscal and Negro were never seen or heard
from again…
Maybe, I can’t really say what’s going to happen in the
future.
Omos vs Three Guys Who’s Names Were Inconsequential
GM Rey Mysterio made this match official via text message to
Corey Graves and Omos stomped to the ring to prove that he
could beat three men to Galeno’s two.
The bell rang and Omos triple clotheslined them all into the
corner. He then threw each one across the ring like they
were candy wrappers.
Omos set each one up in a corner and chopped, splashed and
punched them in sequence. Omos continued beating them up one
at a time, two at a time, three at a time, etc. He hit a
double choke slam and big boot before hitting a 10ft Last
ride.
He stacked up all three and sat on them to make the pin and
get the victory, hollow as it was.
Match Result: Omos won after assaulting three smaller guys
for a few minutes. One of them was named Chris.
-Back from a break, it was announced that Mega Champion
Dominick Mysterio, El Grande Americano and GM Rey Mysterio
would all be on next week’s episode.
AAA World Mixed Tag Team Championship Match: Mr. Iguana &
Lola Vice (c) vs. Joaquin Wilde & La Hiedra
One has to wonder if Vice and Iguana are making history by
being the first mixed tag champion team that included a
woman, a reptile and their iguana.
This will be the third title defense for AAA World Mixed Tag
Champions Vice and Iguana. They won the titles from Ethan
Page and La Hiedra beck in February when La Hiedra was a
replacement for an injured Chelsea Green. Also, Joaquin
Wilde is in this match because, well, why not?
The women started off the match with Hiedra getting the
upper hand until Vice countered into an armbar. Hiedra got
out of it and Vice rolled her up for two. Vice enticed Wilde
to tag in and Iguana promptly hit him over the head with La
Yesca.
Wilde recovered and delivered a gutwrench suplex, stunning
Iguana. Wilde ground his elbow into Iguana’s face, trying to
get a cover. Iguana got them back to their feet and tried an
inside cradle but Wilde kicked out and nailed him with a
DDT.
Wilde set Iguana up on the turnbuckle and hit a
hurricanrana, but Iguana kicked out of the cover. Vice
begged for a tag while Wilde stomped on the fingers of
Iguana. Wilde threw hands into Iguana’s gut in the corner,
but Iguana came back with a headbutt.
Iguana went off the ropes, but Hiedra kicked him. He shook
it off and hit a Shining Lizard before getting a tag to Vice
which brought in Hiedra.
Vice used her educated fists, feet and butt to beat Hiedra
mercilesly in the corner. Iguana sent Wilde into the
opposite corner and the Champions hit duelling hip attacks.
Vice went for a cover on Hiedra, but she kicked out.
So Vice went back to what she knows, kicks and punches until
Hiedra snuck in a spinebuster. The two collided in a double
clothesline off the ropes and Wilde was tagged in just in
time to take an Iguana crossbody from the top turnbuckle.
Wilde hit a super kick and went for a slam, but Iguana
countered with an Iguanarana and that was it. Iguana made
the cover and pinned Wilde to retain the titles for him and
Vice.
Match Result: Mr. Iguana & Lola Vice defeated Joaquin Wilde
& La Hiedra
After the match Hiedra and Vice started brawling which
brought down the rest of Las Toxicas. They triple teamed
Vice until Catalina and Bayley showed up to even the odds.
They ran off two thirds of Las Toxicas but Flammer was left
alone in the ring with the trio.
Catalina went to take out Flammer but she was pulled out of
the ring just in time. They all jawed at each other as Las
Toxicas slunk up the ramp.