Posted on 9/22/124 by Bob Magee
We are on the road to AEW Grand Slam 2024! Tonight’s AEW
COLLISION was broadcast on TNT from the MassMutual Center in
Springfield, MA!
Tony Schiavone and former ROH World Champion Nigel
McGuinness were the broadcast team for tonight’s event.
It’s Saturday night and you know what that means! This is
for the Sickos!
ROH World Tag Team Championship Bunkhouse Brawl!
“The Natural” Dustin Rhodes & “The Spanish God” Sammy
Guevara (c.)
vs.
Undisputed Kingdom—Matt Taven & Mike Bennett!
Sammy and Dustin brought the fight to Taven and Bennett,
charging at the Undisputed Kingdom as they made their
entrance! Dustin wrapped a leather belt around his feet and
struck Bennett in the forehead. Sammy moonsaulted off the
guardrail, wiping out Taven. Sammy battered Bennett and
Taven with a kendo stick. Sammy tried for a tope suicida,
but Bennett cracked him in the skull with a steel chair!
Bennett had Sammy on his shoulders while Taven jumped out of
the ring with a Doomsday Device delivery to the Spanish God.
Dustin had a taser, but the Undisputed Kingdom countered
with a double thrust kick. Dustin drilled Taven with a
bulldog off the ramp, sending both men crashing through
tables wrapped in barbed wire on the arena floor! Sammy sent
Bennett through a table with a cutter off the apron!
Guevara climbed to the top of the ladder. Taven shoved the
ladder, sending Sammy plummeting from the top of the 12 foot
ladder, smashing through a table on the arena floor. The
Undisputed Kingdom double teamed a bloody Dustin, but Dustin
fought back. Bennett nailed Dustin with a spine buster.
Dustin was looking for a Cross Rhodes on Bennett, but Taven
came to Bennett’s aid. Dustin power slammed Taven on top of
a steel chair. Dustin followed up with a suplex to Taven on
to a steel chair.
The fans chanted “This is awesome! This is awesome!”
Bennett decimated Dustin with a Death Valley Driver through
steel chairs. Sammy jumped into the ring to break up the pin
attempt on his partner. Sammy hit Taven with the GTH! Sammy
connected with a thrust kick to Bennett. Dustin wrapped
barbed wire around his cowboy boot. Dustin smashed Bennett
with a kick to the jewels. Sammy splashed Bennett with a
Swanton dive from the top of the ladder. Sammy covered
Bennett and the champs retained their titles via pinfall!
Lexy Nair was attempting to interview Hologram and The
Conglomeration’s Kyle O’Reilly and ROH World Champion Mark
Briscoe backstage when The Premier Athletes interrupted
them!
Briscoe brought in Rocky Romero, and they said Rocky would
help them even up the odds against the Premier Athletes!
Trios Match!
Hologram, & The Conglomeration’s Kyle O’Reilly and ROH World
Champion Mark Briscoe (with Rocky Romero)
vs.
The Premier Athletes’ Ariya Daivari, Josh Woods, and Tony
Nese (with “Smart” Mark Sterling)!
Hologram and Kyle hit a double suplex on Daivari, showing
great synergy. Hologram hit Nese with a shotgun dropkick.
After distraction, Sterling kicked Kyle with his shoes.
Nese nailed Hologram with a spin wheel kick to Hologram’s
face. Briscoe tagged in and served up a spicy dish of
redneck Kungfu to Woods and Daivari! Briscoe tossed Daivari
with a suplex. Briscoe followed up with a Death Valley Bomb
to Woods.
Sterling tried to distract Briscoe, but Hologram flew out of
the ring and wiped out Sterling with a tope. Mark spiked
Woods with the Jay Driller and scored the pin!
“The fans are going bananas for AEW! What a tremendous win,”
said Schiavone.
MxM Collection were backstage!
Mansoor: “Last week we said we’d give Max Caster’s jacket
and extreme makeover!”
Mason Madden: “That’s exactly what we did!”
Mansoor: “Exactly one week from tonight, Grand Slam
Collision, we’ll present our finale to NY fashion week and
Max Caster’s jacket will be something everyone loves!”
Eliminator Match!
AEW Women’s World Champion “The Glamour” Mariah May
vs.
Lady Frost!
Lady Frost cradled Mariah for a near fall after Mariah blew
a kiss to Nigel. Mariah picked up Lady Frost and planted her
with a Mariah-Go-Round. Mariah connected with a John Woo
dropkick to Lady Frost.
Lady Frost took down Mariah with some gymnastics offense.
She followed up with a twisting tornillo from the top rope
to the champion. Lady Frost hurled Mariah with a suplex but
Mariah fired back with a headbutt and a knee strike. Mariah
spiked Lady Frost with a Storm Zero and picked up the pin
fall victory!
Lexy Nair interviewed Willow Nightingale backstage!
Willow: “I’m still in a lot of pain after my loss to Kris
Statlander. Life is full of ups and downs, and this is just
part of it. I’m inspired by Yuka Sakazaki and her upcoming
match at Grand Slam this week.”
“The Virtuosa” Deonna Purrazzo and Taya Valkyrie
interrupted. Deonna said Willow should be in her friend’s
corner, but instead, Deonna offered Yuka protection. Willow
challenged Taya to a match and Taya accepted.
Daddy Ass, “Platinum” Max Caster and Anthony Bowens had
words for MxM Collection!
They said it was time to nut up or shut up, because everyone
loves the Acclaimed!
Darby Allin vs. Dark Order’s Evil Uno (with Alex Reynolds)!
Evil Uno slapped Darby to the mat. Uno battered Darby with
chops and strikes in the corner. Reynolds distracted the ref
while Evil Uno whipped Darby with Uno’s leather belt.
Darby rocketed out of the ring with a fearless tope suicida.
Evil Uno whipped Darby into the steel ring steps and
followed up with a pounce, Darby’s back crashing against the
guardrail.
Darby had Uno in a bulldog choke, trying to make a statement
to Moxley, but Uno reached out to turnbuckles. Evil Uno
nailed Daby with a buckle bomb and then a flatliner for a
near fall. Reynolds tried to help Evil Uno and Darby jumped
at him with a tope suicida.
Evil Uno tried for a cannonball, but Darby moved out of the
way, dodging it. Darby connected with a Coffin Drop to Evil
Uno on the floor! Darby hit another Coffin Drop, this time
to Uno in the ring, and pinned Evil Uno.
“The Last Outlaw” Jeff Jarrett challenged “Hangman” Adam
Page to a lumberjack strap match next week!
“The Professor” Serena Deeb vs. Queen Aminata!
Deeb stomped on Queen Aminata’s hand. Deeb tried for a
shoulder block, but Queen Aminata didn’t budge. Serena
hooked Aminata’s legs and put her in a surfboard submission.
Aminata got up, holding the small of her back.
Deeb annihilated Aminata with a draping neck breaker over
the ropes. Queen Aminata rallied back with a snap suplex and
a swinging fishermen neck breaker for a near fall on the
Professor. Queen Aminata hurled Deeb with a release German
Suplex and then connected with a running kick for a (very)
near fall!
“How on Earth did Deeb kick out?” asked Nigel in disbelief.
Deeb decked Queen Aminata with a vicious lariat. Queen
Aminata bashed Deeb with the Brain Drain headbutt, knocking
the Professor out of the ring.
The fans chanted “This is awesome! This is awesome!”
Deeb caught Aminata with a dragon screw leg whip through the
ropes. Deeb followed up with the Deeb Tox and pinned Queen
Aminata!
“That is how quickly Serena Deeb can win a match,” said
Tony.
“And boy did she have to earn it,” replied Nigel.
“What a showing by both women here tonight,” added Tony.
Renee Paquette was backstage with Saraya and Harley Cameron!
Renee asked about Saraya’s upcoming match against Jamie
Hayter which will be under Saraya’s Rules. Harley clarified
the rules, and the rules greatly favor Saraya.
Saraya: “Jamie, make sure you learn those rules.”
Lexy Nair interviewed ROH World Tag champions “The Natural”
Dustin Rhodes and “The Spanish God” Sammy Guevara.
Sammy said he was motivated by Dustin holding two belts.
Sammy challenged Okada to a match under Continental Rules,
challenging for Okada’s title. Dustin told Sammy he believed
in him.
All-Star 10-Man Tag Match!
FTR—Dax Harwood & Cash Wheeler, The Outrunners—Truth Magnum
& Turbo Floyd, & FTW Champion HOOK
vs.
The Beast Mortos, The Grizzled Young Veterans—James Drake &
Zack Gibson, Rush, & Roderick Strong!
Things broke down quickly with all ten men brawling. Rush
chopped at Dax. Rush punted Dax in the face with his boot.
Dax got up and battered Rush with chops of his own. Gibson
tagged in but Dax knocked down Gibson with a chop and a
suplex.
Hook tagged in and bludgeoned Gibson with knees and
forearms. Drake got a tag and he and Gibson hit a double
clothesline on Hook. Roddy entered the fray, wanting a piece
of Hook. Roddy and Hook lit up one another with stiff chops.
Hook hurled Roddy across the ring with a great suplex. Hook
threw Gibson and then knocked Rush down. Hook hit the T-bone
suplex on Roddy, cleaning house on the opposition!
Turbo Floyd tagged in and took care of both members of the
Grizzled Young Veterans with scoop body slams. The Beast
Mortos and Rush jumped into the ring, but Turbo rammed them
together headfirst. Truth and Turbo hip tossed Gibson and
then hit their double elbow. The Outrunners used the Shatter
Machine, but Drake was saved by his team.
Magnum ate a throat shot from Gibson as the ref was
distracted. Gibson choked Magnum across the ropes. Roddy
tagged in and mauled Magnum with a back breaker. Rush tagged
in and dropkicked Truth.
The Grizzled Young Veterans double teamed Magnum. The Beast
Mortos splashed Magnum from the top rope for a two-count!
Dax tagged in and rocked Rush with German Suplexes. Roddy
and Hook brawled up the ramp and backstage.
Rush and Dax blistered one another’s chests with stiff
chops. They staggered one another until Dax sent Rush down
with a short arm lariat. The Beast Mortos flew out of the
ring with a tornillo to the opposition. FTR went for the
Shatter Machine on Rush, but the Beast Mortos broke it up.
Rush smashed Dax with the Bull’s Horns and pinned Dax!
“He messed with the bull, he got the horns! I guarantee you
Don Callis is impressed,” said Nigel.
“Everyone is impressed,” replied Tony.
Serena Deeb was backstage with harsh words for Dr. Britt
Baker, D.M.D.!
Deeb: “Let’s talk about the people that are here, not the
ones who aren’t here. The 5th year anniversary of Dynamite
is coming up in two weeks. Dr. Britt Baker, I challenge you
to a match. But that’s only if you’re down to get your ass
beat in your own hometown.”
Nigel McGuinness gave his final words to AEW World Champion
“The American Dragon” Bryan Danielson ahead of their match
at Dynamite: Grand Slam!
Nigel: “True to form, the American Dragon has refused to
answer my challenge from last week. The AEW World Champion,
a representative for this company…how pathetic. What’s even
worse is this clam digger is hiding behind this fake injury
when the truth of the matter is Bryan fears Nigel.
“But Bryan, if you’re not going to do it for me, or for you,
or for your family, maybe you should do it for the fans. The
truth is, while they cheer you, they identify with me. If
you deny me, you deny them!”
Tony Schiavone: “I’ve been working beside you since last
year as your broadcast partner. I hear what you say about
Danielson each week and I see what you’re trying to do to
Danielson. Your claims are ridiculous. Bryan Danielson is
not afraid of you. He is not cleared to wrestle. If he was
cleared to wrestle, he’d get in the ring with you. We’ll
find out at Grand Slam if he’s cleared to wrestle. He’s not
afraid of you! Bryan Danielson is the greatest professional
wrestler I have ever seen in my career.”
Nigel: “You are one of the luckiest SOBs I have ever seen,
because if anyone else said those words to me, I would have
knocked their head off. Tony don’t tempt fate twice. Go and
sit down and shut your mouth now!
“You might be drinking the Coward Aid, but I’m not! Bryan, I
don’t care who you do it for, but on Wednesday night, I want
you to walk down this rampway, walk up these steps and meet
me in the middle of this ring for the final chapter of our
rivalry! Because it is my destiny! Ever since I have
retired, I have told anyone who would listen, shouting at
the moon, like a lunatic, saying I was as good as you Bryan!
But nobody listened to me! Nobody believed me!
“And why would they Bryan? Because the truth of the matter
is there are only two people in the world today who know
that what I’m saying is true! Me and you! And that is
exactly why you have refused to answer my challenge! You
know that if you show up this Wednesday, I will beat you! I
will destroy you! And I will finally have vindication!
“Once again, you’re taking away from me the one thing I
deserve. But this time it doesn’t matter. This time even if
you don’t show up, I will still be vindicated because the
world knows why. The ball is in your court. I hope you
choose option A and show up because if there is a God in
heaven it will happen. And if there’s not, may the devil
hear my prayer!
Catch AEW DYNAMITE: Grand Slam on TBS next Wednesday live at
8/7ct from Arthur Ashe Stadium in Flushing, NY!
Tickets On Sale Now! – www.AEWTix.com
Mark your calendar! AEW WrestleDream is taking place at the
Tacoma Dome on Saturday, October 12th, and will also be live
on pay-per-view! Secure your tickets now!
And remember… We are AEW—Where The Best Wrestle!