Posted on 2/15/126 by Bob Magee
AAA will present a new episode on Fox tonight.
The show was taped last week in Querétaro, Mexico, and three
matches are scheduled to air.
New number one contenders for the AAA World Tag Team Titles
will be determined in a triple threat match, with the War
Raiders (Ivar and Erik) facing Los Americanos (Rayo
Americano and Bravo Americano) and Money Machine (Garra de
Oro and Colmillo de Plata).
Also scheduled is a trios match pitting Las Tóxicas
(Flammer, La Hiedra, and Maravilla) against Faby Apache,
Adalicious, and Jessie Jackson.
In singles action, La Parka will face Jack Cartwheel. La
Parka has already qualified for the Rey de Reyes final,
which takes place on March 14 in Puebla. El Grande Americano
has also qualified. Dominik Mysterio will also defend his
AAA Mega Championship against El Hijo del Vikingo in Puebla
next month.
Our live coverage, courtesy of Jeff Moss, begins at 9 p.m.
Eastern.
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Hola mis amigos!
(Yes, I used Google Translate for that.)
It’s Saturday night and that means it’s all right for
fighting in Querétaro, Mexico! Three big matches are
scheduled for tonight’s AAA on FFFOOOXXX, so let’s not waste
any time, shall we?
La Parka vs. Jack Cartwheel
The Dancing Skeleton and Cartwheeling Daredevil divisions of
AAA are really heating up these days. Both of these
wrestlers were in a Rey de Reyes four way qualifier that was
won by La Parka, so will Cartwheel get revenge? Or just
cartwheels?
La Parka came to the ring with a new jacket that I’m not
super sold on, but I’ll let it slide because he’s an
immortal dancing skeleton.
La Parka used his height advantage off the top, but
Cartwheel flipped and bounced around so much, he was hard to
get a hold of. Cartwheel managed to get a neckbreaker in and
then a crucifix driver before sending La Parka to the
outside. Carthwheel dove out after/onto him and then tossed
La Parka back into the ring.
La Parka got his boots up to block a splash and sent
Cartwheel to the mat with a back breaker. La Parka hit a
Michinoku Driver out of nowhere for a two count. He hoisted
Cartwheel up on his shoulders, but Cartwheel got out of hit
and hit a poisonrana instead.
Cartwheel went up top for a spinning splash, but La Parka
got out of the way and Cartwheel hit the mat hard. He rolled
out of the ring to recover, but La Parka dove after him and
then threw him back into the ring for a rolling cutter.
La Parka hit a bonebreaker on Cartwheel and that was it. La
Parka made the pin and picked up the victory.
Match Result: La Parka defeated Jack Cartwheel
After the match, La Parka brought a fan into the ring to
dance. It was a kid in a La Parka mask and it was absolutely
adorable.
-Last week, Mini Vikingo was destroyed by Omos and stripped
of his right to use the Vikingo name. THis week, we got an
update via his mom coming visit him in the hospital. He lay
in bed in a neck brace while dramatic music played. The
former Mini Vikingo addressed the camera, saying he couldn’t
believe Vikingo would do this to him. His mom prayed, then
picked a card off of a bouquet of flowers next tot he bed.
It read “See you soon -Vikingo.”
-Next, Santos Escobar addressed the AAA Universe in a
pretaped segment. He said that at Rey de Reyes, he will be
the hand the wields the sword. He doesn’t want vengeance or
retribution, because he knows he is the hand of fate that
will win. So that’s pretty cool.
Las Tóxicas (Flammer, La Hiedra, and Maravilla) vs Faby
Apache, Adalicious, and Jessie Jackson
Last week, La Hiedra was a surprise partner of Ethan Page
and almost became one half of the AAA Mixed Tag Champions,
losing to Mr Iguana and Lola Vice.
With a big dropkicks, Flammer and Apache got things going.
Adalicious tagged in and did some flips that seemed to
confuse Apache. Apache grabbed her and hit a backbreaker to
slow her down. Adalicious went for a headscissor take down
and that let Maravilla and Jackson tag in to trade shots.
Maraville hit some double knees in the corner and went for a
pin but it got broken up. Las Toxicas then triple teamed
Maraville and wrapped her around the ring post. They threw
her back in for a pin, but she kicked out at two.
Adalicious tagged back in and hit a 450 on Flammer, but La
Hiedra broke it up. Flammer hit a dropkick on Adalicious and
that was it. Las Toxicas win.
Match Result: Las Tóxicas defeated Faby Apache, Adalicious,
and Jessie Jackson
-Original Grande Americano sent in an AI generated video
claiming to be a victim of Identity Theft perpetrated by the
other (or Venti) Americano.
-Footage from a few weeks ago of Panic Clown getting removed
by ambulance was shown. Things then switched to the Psycho
circus discussing it. Psycho Clown said that he was looking
forward to seeing who would be the #1 contenders to the tag
titles. Then they decided to go visit Panic in the hospital.
Number One Contender AAA World Tag Team Title Match: War
Raiders (Ivar and Erik) vs Los Americanos (Rayo Americano
and Bravo Americano) vs Money Machine (Garra de Oro and
Colmillo de Plata).
Current AAA Tag Champions Pagano and Psycho Clown came down
to the ring to watch the match to determine who they would
face next. Money Machine came out next, followed by the
Americanos and then War Raiders.
Plata and Bravo started things off, with neither wanting
anything to do with the War Raiders. Plata tried a stomp,
but Bravo was able flip out of it and dance his way to
getting kicked in the gut. Oro grabbed a blind tag, but Rayo
came in and the Americano’s double teamed him. Then the War
Raiders came in a knocked them down.
Erik tagged himself in and flattened Oro. Ivar joined him
and they pounded him to the mat, while eyeing Pagano and
Psycho Clown. Eric went back in and hit a stalling suplex,
but stalled too long and Oro kneed him in the head. Plata
got a tag and they double dropkicked Erik. Ivar ran in and
leveled them both though.
The Americanos wanted to get some and jumped in to double
team Ivar sending him out of the ring. Money Machine tried
to get in, but the Americanos knocked them off the apron.
The Americanos tried to leap on them, but were caught by the
War Raiders. Money Machine delivered a double dropkick and
it moved out of the ring, where the War Raiders threw Plata
and Oro into each other.
Rayo was the legal man against Erik who used Ivar as a
weapon in the corner. Both Raiders knocked Rayo around and
jawed at Pagano and Psycho Clown. Rayo found his energy and
threw hands at Ivar, who threw a ton of back elbows in the
corner. Rayo dodged an attack in the corner, which brought
in Erick and Rayo DDT’d him to get the tag to Bravo.
Bravo took on both members of Money Machine, dropping Oro
outside the ring, and then dropping Plata on the inside.
Erik charged at Braveo, who sent him to the outside. Rayo
leapt from the top rope to take out everyone on the outside,
leaving Ivar and Bravo to fight.
Bravo actually managed to scoop slam the giant Ivar and hte
and Rayo hit stereo diving head butts, but it wasn’t enough
and Ivar kicked out of the cover. Oro and Plata took control
and beat up Rayo in the corner. Oro hit a big elbow from the
top rope and then Plata dove to the outside to keep Erik at
bay.
In the ring, Plata went for a twisting senton, but Bravo
moved out of the way. He grabbed Plata and Rayo hit a splash
from the top, but Plata kicked out of the cover.
Ivar and Erik joined the fray, destroying Money Machine.
Erik picked up Plata and Erik splashed him from the top
rope. The War Raiders got the pin and won the match to
become the #1 contenders to the AAA Tag titles.
Match Result: War Raiders defeated Money Machine and Rayo &
Bravo Americano
After the match, Pagano and Psycho Clown entered the ring to
stare down the Raiders. Suddenly Murder Clown ran down to
the ring to get their attention. All the clowns ran to the
back, leaving Ivar and Erik in the ring to shrug and
celebrate.
The scene switched to the parking lot, where an ambulance
was taking away another member of the Psycho Circus in an
ambulance.