Posted on 12/19/125 by Bob Magee
๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ฃ๐ฅ๐ข ๐ช๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ง๐๐๐ก๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช โข DECEMBER 21ST, 2025 โข
DETROIT, MI โข HARPOS CONCERT HALL
๐ฅซ CANNED FOOD EARLY ENTRY: 5:00 PM
๐ช GENERAL ADMISSION: 6:30 PM
Yo, Juggalos and wrestling maniacs! Strap in, because
Juggalo Championship Wrestling is about to unleash an
apocalypse of anarchy on December 21st, 2025, at the
legendary Harpos Concert Hall in the heart of Detroit's
gritty underbelly. And dig this it's a ๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐๐ช ๐ฆ๐๐ข๐ช,
ninjas! That's right: no cover charge, no tickets, just
pure, unadulterated ๐๐๐ช ๐๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ๐ ๐ง๐ฉ ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ป๐ด madness
crashing through your skull like a top-rope elbow drop from
Macho Man Randy Savage!
All your JCW lunatics will be in the house PLUS:
๐ฉ๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ฅ๐จ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ข, ๐ฉ๐๐ข๐๐๐ก๐ง ๐ and ๐ ๐๐ง๐ง ๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ข๐ก๐
But hereโs the real power move of the night: Show up with 3
cans of GOOD FOOD real stuff, not that dusty-back-of-the-
pantry nonsense and you get EARLY ENTRY. That puts YOU front
and center for a bonus bout so wild it couldnโt even fit on
the main card:
๐๐ฒ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐ ๐ผ๐ฟ๐๐ผ๐ปโ๐ ๐ข๐ฝ๐ฒ๐ป ๐๐ป๐๐ถ๐๐ฎ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป๐ฎ๐น
๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฆ ๐ฆ๐ง๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ง๐๐.
A holiday death trap. A cage dropping like a winter storm.
Kerry Mortonโs throwing out an open challenge to any poor
soul dumb enough to step into that metal blender. This match
is exclusive. If you ainโt inside early, you ainโt seeing
it. Simple as that! So bring in 3 canned goods or you ainโt
seeing this shit!
Detroit, ditch the couch, round up your crew, and come storm
Harpos like it's Survivor Series 1997. JCW Lunacy is about
to prove exactly why itโs the #๐ญ ๐๐ฟ๐ฒ๐๐๐น๐ถ๐ป๐ด ๐ฝ๐ฟ๐ผ๐บ๐ผ๐๐ถ๐ผ๐ป ๐ผ๐ป
๐๐ฎ๐ฟ๐๐ต!