Posted on 8/16/126 by Bob Magee
The full lineup for the show is below:
Psycho Clown vs. La Parka in a World Heavyweight
Championship number one contender’s tournament first-round
match
AAA World Cruiserweight Champion Rey Fenix vs. Noisy Boy
El Grande Americano to appear
Dominik Mysterio to appear
Our live coverage kicks off at 10 p.m. Eastern.
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¡Es sábado por la noche y ya sabes lo que eso significa!
As much as I’m looking forward to Psycho Clown vs La Parka,
lets talk about what the fans really want: The Psycho Circus
vs The Bloodline in (Steven Regal voice) War Games! WWE,
book it, you cowards!
Any way, let’s see how things kick off in Torreon:
IT kicked off in the parking garage where for once not
everyone arrived to work ok! DOminick Mysterio was attacked
by El Grande Americano! They brawled past the clanky poles
and all the way to the ring. Americano dove through the
ropes at Dom, bending him in half over the announce table
and hitting him with his shoe.
Americano threw Dom back in to the ring and continued the
beat down until AAA GM Rey Mysterio tried to break it up.
Dom hit Americano with a low blow and shoved Rey. Dom bailed
from the ring and Americano gave chase, but Rey stopped him.
Rey got a mic and Americano pulled it away from him.
Americano said that his problem with Dom is bigger than
personal. He said Dom will never live up to legends like
Blue Devil, El Santo and Rey Mysterio. He said Dom doesn’t
care about wrestling he only cares about himself. Americano
said that a true king never runs from a fight.
Americano said that at Triplemania all the legendary
luchadores will return home and he will be there with him to
beat Dom. With that, Dom slunk away up the ramp and the
segment ended.
AAA World Cruiserweight Championship Match: Rey Fenix (c)
vs. Noisy Boy
Noisy Boy had one heck of a match last week against Jack
Cartwheel, so it’s no surprise to see him in contention for
Fenix’s Cruiserweight title. This will be his seventh
defence since winning it from Laredo Kid. Fenix will also
face El Fiscal on Raw next week in the Tournament to See Who
Will Face Roman Reigns at Raw in Mexico (or TTSWWFRRARIM).
They ran through a fast opening sequence with neither
getting the upper hand until Fenix snuck in a dropkick.
Noisy went to the outside where Fenix missed him with a
baseball slide. Noisy put Fenix back in and he leapt over
the ropes right into a Fenix superkick.
Noisy hit a fast head scissor takedown and then Fenix hit
him with an insiguri. Fenix went up top and knocked Noisy to
the mat with a crossbody, followed by a frog splash. Noisy
kicked out at two, however.
Noisy fought Fenix in the corner and hit him with a
springboard cutter for a two count. Fenix caught Noisy with
an absolutely brutal Fenix Driver, but still only a two
count.
Fenix hit some high knees in the corner and went for a
Mexican Muscle Buster, but Noisy countered it and hit a
springboard poisonrana on Fenix. Noisy went off the ropes
with a moonsault and then went for one from the top rope,
but Fenix didged it and sent him to the corner with a
meteora.
Fenix set up Noisy for a Mexican Muscle Buster and dropped
him with it. 1-2-3 and Fenix wins, retaining his title.
Match Result: Rey Fenix defeated Noisy Boy
After the match, Fenix hugged Wile E. Coyote at ringside
(seriously) and then he was joined by his brother Penta to
celebrate at the top of the entrance ramp. Penta then made
his way to the ring.
Penta hopped on the 1-MC and said that he was here to speak
about one person: Roman Reigns. He said that Roman has never
faced anyone like Penta who has fought for everything he’s
gotten. Penta said that he never needed a groups help to
succeed. Penta said he was going to win the tournament and
take the belt from Roman.
And then, Karmen Petrovic appeared at the entrance ramp,
which meant the rest of Perros Del Mal wasn’t far behind.
Penta used to be in Perros Del Mal, by the way. Daga stepped
up to him and they looked at each other for a moment before
embracing.
Daga grabbed a mic and told the audience about 2014 when
Penta joined Perros Del Mal and they conquered Mexico. Daga
said that he was surprised to hear Penta say he didn’t need
a family, given their history. He said that Penta needs
Perros Del Mal if he hopes to get by Roman Reigns.
Daga said that this isn’t about pride or ego, it’s about
Mexico, us against them. He said that Roman only respects
power and respect and respect and power are in the numbers.
They then produced a Perros Del Mal shirt for Penta and
formally invited him back into the fold.
Penta considered this and then said “let me think about it.”
He went to leave the ring, but Daga said that he has until
the end of the night to make his decision (which is in about
20 minutes, BTW). Peta then left with the shirt and the mic
for some reason.
Tournament To See Who Will Face Roman Reigns At Raw in
Mexico (or TTSWWFRRARIM) First-Round Match: Psycho Clown vs.
La Parka
I really just wanted to make that the longest headline I’ve
ever written for a match.
Penta has already advanced in the tournament and now we will
see if Psycho or La Parka will join him. See above for the
match we really want, Cowards! Also, Psycho was attacked
last week by someone at ringside in overalls, so we’ll see
if that plays into this.
They locked up off the top with Psycho sending La Parka to
the corner and they worked each other around the ring with
neither getting an upper hand. La Parka took a moment to
reset and Dance and then Psycho tied a headscissor, but La
Parka blocked it. Psycho hit a high kick, but seemed to
injure his ribs off of a scoop slam.
La Parka took advantage with a backbreaker and then Suplexed
Psycho into the corner where he rolled out of the ring. La
Parka then hit him with a moonsault on the outside fro the
ring post. Back in the ring, La Parka went for a powerbomb,
but Psycho countered it into a Code Red for two.
Psycho then dumped La Parka out of the ring and nailed him
through the ropes into the timekeeper’s area. Psycho rolled
him back into the ring and went up top, but La Parka leapt
up there with him and delivered a Spanish Fly. La Parka went
for the cover, but Psycho kicked out at two.
La Parka hit a second rope moonsult and then went up for one
from the top, but Psycho got the legs up. He hit La Parka
with a Mexican Destroyer, but La Parka wasn’t done yet. They
started throwing hands and La Parka dropkicked Psycho into
the corner where he exposed the turnbuckle.
The ref went to fix it and La Parka accidently sent Psycho
into the ref. Psycho hit a Psycho Driver and pulled his face
off, but then the lights went out in the arena. When they
came back on, that same overall-clad maniac was in the ring
and he threw Psycho into the corner before clotheslining him
over the top rope.
He picked up Psycho and dropped him on the barricade before
dropkicking him into the ringpost. He put Psycho back into
the ring where La Parka hit a Bondebreaker. The ref came to
and counted the three to advance La Parka in the
TTSWWFRRARIM.
Match Result: La Parka defeated Psycho Clown
After the match, La Parka tried to revive Psycho, but he
remained laid out. EMS arrived to tend to him and they
helped Psycho to his feet, but he still seemed pretty groggy
from the attack.
-Backstage, Daga and Perros Del Mal asked Penta for the
answer they wanted from 20 minutes ago. Penta (without
makeup under his mask) said that he needed to know everyone
in Perros could watch his back and was worthy of being in
Perros. Bronco Nima stepped up and challenged Penta for next
week to prove how dedicated he was. Penta accepted, so
that’s on for next week!